That is purely awesome! Can I have your autograph??

Going on that, I can only play Protoss on Fastest Possible Map, and even then I prefer Zerg. Hydra mass will kill almost anything.

While I had successfully in the past, by means of squad macros and fast motoric reflexes, utilized a dozen solo-operated Ghosts to lockdown carriers before they executed their assault and mobilized a significant task force to victory, I would admit that I can neither rebuttal gwak's argument nor dismiss the might of the Protoss.

Anarchy.

No, I don't think you understand what I'm hinting at. A good covert operative always has a distraction on hand.

Sometimes, that distraction comes in the form of an "all-out assault".

(Maybe it's just because I used to play with hardcore noobs or something (I don't play SC any more... I'm sure even a newbie could own me nowadays), but they could never understand that I was fully willing to sacrifice many a good soldier to let loose a barrage of nuclear devices.

The main problem with that strategy is that it takes time, and you don't get very many nukes, because you've got to keep up the pretenses of an offense.

Though, in a team game, that's never a problem. 'Specially if your team mate runs Zerg, and runs Zerg well.)

-- Griffinhart

I used that line on my girlfriend last time we hand an argument. It just made her madder.

DotA -apsc is far superior to -apem.

Clearly, you were thinking with your rectum.

Indeed.

I don't think it beats what my cousin said when he was talking to his girlfriend to assure her that he's a very, very honest man. I wasn't present during the actual conversation, but basically he told her that she was very, very attractive. She didn't believe him.

So what does he do? He tells her that, while he thinks she is very, very attractive, he thinks his last girlfriend (who was emotionally manipulative) is more attractive.

-- Griffinhart

And the moral of the story is... you can be too honest.

Ugh... the slightest mention of any of my ex girlfriends lands me in hot water. I mean, anything as small as "I bumped into <person> today while I was out". Although it's partially my fault, due to some stupid crap (that wasn't even true) that I said whilst I was drunk once. Meh. To be honest I don't even like being in the same county as my last girlfriend. She has more indiscriminate sex these days than Paris Hilton, and when she's not having sex with a guy whose name she didn't bother learning, she's pretending to be pregnant. Eugh.

Oh, not the "crazy girlfriends" topic again.

Less "crazy", more "ex".

Though, my ex and I are pretty much certifiably insane. We don't hate each other, at least. (Well, I don't hate her.)

-- Griffinhart

Prophile, I recently stopped playing EM games and you are right they are much more fun, but what is sc?

Oh and on crazy ex girlfriends my ex girlfreind was recently arrested for attacking her mom with a butter knife... yeah I win.

My ex-girlfriend and I both have multiple personalities that converse with each other. I don't know how serious she was/is, but I'm "for real", as kids nowadays say. We've both notably abusive personalities, as well as aloof ones.

Also, I talked her out of suicide, and may or may not have suffered dementia and hallucinations, both visual and aural, due to having spent several days not sleeping because I was on a schedule alternating between talking to her for hours on the phone, getting on the Internet, yelling at people on the Internet, going to school, yelling at people in school, doing homework, and attending to hygienic needs.

Granted, I don't think she's ever been arrested for anything, ever, but I think she takes the cake for sheer crazy, partly for dating a guy she first met and fell in love with over the Internet (AKA me).

(Also, she's more aesthetically appealing than your crazy ex. )

-- Griffinhart

Okay I'm going to win I dated a midget (4"10) coke fiend, borderline alcoholic, bipolar, nymphomaniac girl that got arrested for attacking her mom with a butter knife. BUT SHE WAS HOT.

I met my current girlfriend at Jesus Camp (habitat for humanity with a pinch of Jesus thrown in.) Significantly healthier relationship.