Well, if you've read the story of Adam and Eve:
"Man came first"
That's all I got for now.
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| Author: | Tycho [Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
Okay, before I go into this one, I need to state that there's a completely ridiculous "Violence Against Women Awareness Week" thing going on at my university. 99% of the signs could be used equally well in a "Men Are Jerks" week. In other words, these signs are covered with inflammatory anti-male slogans. I'll give examples if you guys need a rationale for what I'm asking for. My friends and I are more than somewhat angry about the signs that are currently up and we're thinking about making some for a fictional "Male Superiority Week". Mind that this is mainly just to piss off whoever wrote the signs for the current "awareness week" gimmick. So, some examples we've come up with: "Women are going through PMS for 1/4 of their life." "Men get PAID to cook." "Men use GUNS." And so forth. I would love if someone could put forth some more amusing ones. Everyone keep in mind that these are all in good fun, so swear words or direct insults are not allowed. |
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| Author: | eddieringle [Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
Well, if you've read the story of Adam and Eve: "Man came first" That's all I got for now.
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| Author: | Tycho [Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
That's awesome. Rickton just suggested to me, "Women never make decisions" |
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| Author: | Rickton [Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
I want nothing to do with your sexist (or is it "sexy") holidays! |
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| Author: | FinalWarrior [Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
Men: We don't pee blood every month. Men: We pay you. (Not as much as we pay ourselves, but nonetheless!) Too sick to think coherently much more. -- Griffinhart |
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| Author: | Gwanky [Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
"Men can get drafted" |
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| Author: | eddieringle [Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
Hmm, I dunno if I like that one, that's like asking to get drafted.
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| Author: | klm [Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
"Men drive better than women." |
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| Author: | Dorbian [Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
"Get back in to your cages" "Where did you leave your ball and chains" "Did i make the chain to long again" Shows superiority to a certain morbid extend 
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| Author: | FinalWarrior [Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
"US Special Forces: All Men, All American." (The men bit is true, BTW. While women can enlist in the armed forces, they aren't allowed in the US Army Special Forces/Green Berets. I believe the same goes for SEALs.) "Men are better at math than women." (http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/1 ... th210.html. Okay, so it's more like "Men are more confident than women", but still!) -- Griffinhart |
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| Author: | eddieringle [Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
"Most men spend time improving society rather than shopping." |
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| Author: | eddieringle [Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
I just thought of: "Men generally make more mistakes, but men still learn from them, so, we learn more!" Ehh, it's not as good as my others, but it shows off the man's superior ways of describing how man is superior to a woman. Okay, oww. You know what? That hurt. |
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| Author: | FinalWarrior [Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
"Men: We finish faster." (Turning a weakness into a strength. :D ) "Men: We get paid more." "Men: While the women pregnant, we're getting drunk." -- Griffinhart |
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| Author: | Gwanky [Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
Tycho, what college do you got to and what are you studying? Just wondering. |
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| Author: | Tycho [Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ideas for "Male Superiority Week" signs |
Quote: Tycho, what college do you got to and what are you studying? Just wondering.
Seattle Pacific University. I'm studying Computer Engineering. Funny though, because the stuff I'm "learning" is stuff I've known since middle school due to my own independent studies of the subject.
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