As am I.

Anyway. Here's the bottom line for me:

Malt beverages are VILE. Not VIVE. VILE. Even those things people still call wine coolers. Those are now made with malt, not wine. Now they are VILE.

I blame the genetics from my mum.

I mean, if I had genetics or a mum. I'm immortal, you know.

¬¬;;

Even Zeus had parents.

Didn't he f*** one up and f*** the other? Or did he just f*** one up? 'Cuz I know Oedipus did both...

Anyhow.

I don't like beer in general. All beer = vile to me. (Not that I've ever had any, mind you. >.>; )

-- Griffinhart

Nah. If he did, then what Oedipus did wouldn't be so bad.
Zeus castrated his dad and imprisoned him and I don't know what happened to his mom...

He married his sister, though which may be what you were thinking of.

Miah my friend, malt drinks are delicious. My favorite beer is most likely Magic Hat its a high quality microbrew based in VT, you can only get it in the New England area, but it is both satisfying and delicious.

Gwanky, my fiend, let me tell you the one saving grace of a malt beverage: They are served in a thick pint sized glass.

Why is this good? Because when I glass you over the head, it's much more gratifying than a six ounce wine glass.

Lucky for you, Miah, there are even beer types that are brewed. The just don't use malt, the use par example cornstarch, rice and some more.
Some beers par example: Pale PILS beers
Go figure

I'm sure he f***ed his dad up. In the version of the myth I read, he took a scythe to his old man's head (but like I said, I wasn't clear on whether or not he f*** his mom).

And yeah, I know he married his sister. He never tapped that keg, though. At least, I can't think of any children she bore him off the top of my head.

-- Griffinhart

Of course he did. He's Zeus. He screwed everything in sight that was even remotely female.
And they did have a few kids, the biggest one was Ares.

Cor damnit! Now I need to hunt down the people from my old middle school and prevent them from handing out that libelous, lie-spreading mythology book.

*Sigh*

And of course, now I need to find a good, reliable mythology book for myself.

-- Griffinhart

http://www.rudezone.net/essay/ yeah that should basically explain everything. I actually wrote a similar essay about life of Pi a while back, if you enjoy that I'd be happy to dig up my essay for you.

haha no real cure. coffee and shower in the morning. sleeping.

best way to do it is just drink water when you're drinking.

haha new years was fun? 151 and bacardi razz for me. I never get hangovers.

I hate sam adams. it sucks. corona, tecate, and budweiser. sounds like cheap beer, but for some reason i like it.

well i guess no Russian people read this forum. heh any how. they best cure as far as I'm aware is the juice of slated cucumbers. i mean i dont really know what's it's called in English but you buy it in a conservation can and it has those shrinked cucumbers so drink the juice of that stuff. should do wonders!

Pickle juice?

yeah.. that's it! should do wonders to any hangover!