i want every1 to post usefull tips in here, i will start with a few. but only post tips that you have tried (including the results)
1. don't defrag your computer till it can't defrag anymore
2. don't try to overclock a PII 333Mhz to 2Ghz, and when it doesn't cause of build in security, don't keep on trying till it works (don't say i haven't warned you, kinda flamy results)
3. don't switch the 'disk' of 2 harddisks and try to start them again.
4. don't try to boot with only a half of a processor.
5. before you start trying anything of this, use an external power source. else your complete city can be without power for some days (never tried what happen't only warning)

useful? hmm
1.) Dont trun on a computer with 5 Powersuplys and 2kw at once.
2.)Dont critesize your girlfrind unless you have lots of time.
3.)DOnt run your wet computer in the hope it will dry itself
4.)Dont change video cards while the PC runs
5.) Dont try to build a whole companys computers from scratch (NEVER)
6.)Dont build your parents a computer from spare parts (they will kepp calling you)
7.)Dont try to get rid of optical discs by buying lots of harddrives.
8.)Never think computers are easy.
9.)Never land someone your hardware
10.)always make sure your notebook case is closed when you lift it.
11.)never build a pc when you expect the visit of your dream girl (you will blow everything up)
12.)Never let your boss take a look at pices of hardware (he will distroy it)
13.)never use paper to isolate something.
14.)DOnt try to install a window into your 300euro case.
15.)dont hit "eject" in windows when the case door is closed
16.)never try to read a cd you seped onto.
17.)never run a productiove server from your home internet connection
18.) never place your router in the kitchen.
19.)never expect anyone but you to understand why lan cables and runing servers @ home are neccesary
20.) never sit at the computer when your girlfrind is naked in your bed
21.) never sit in front of your pc while phoning with a woman (what did you say? aha aha aha)
22.)never think the people you meet in chats are normal.
23.)Never use a bot to flirt with as many girls as possible.
24.)Never belive anything sayed or sended to you from peaople on the net about theirselfs.
25. Never think if you pay first the company has a need to deliver.

you really did this all? if yes, i need to do some work. but i can continue with my list if i must. and i will try your ideas . but what does a girlfriend have to do with computers. for me that's something completely different:
6. never run an cd when it has been microwaved (in the microwave)
7. never use the laser of your dvd-player for writing in paper
8. never help your sqool with installing the new computers, no matter how much money you get. worked 3 days from 8:00am to 8:00pm, after that i didn't touch a computer for a month
9. never let the hhole famaly know your good with computers (getting calls all the time)

is this usefull, no. is this usefull to try, no. is this usefull for a smile, yes

ofcause it does. for me it interacts with another.
I got the prats for a computer once and 30minutes later i should collect my dream girl from the train station and knowed we would kiss for the first time . The result was , that i blew up the new pc and my monitor. I was just to nervous.

The same girl was in my bed ind i had to finish a 3d model for a film late at night. I was angry at the slow pc and she at me :/

I did some more:

1.)always check douzble if the plane you want to fly has all parts atached propaply
(once the "wahts the english name for the altitude flaps on planes? flew away on the start)
2.) never ever fly with kasachair
3.)never sneak with nightvision gogles into girl bedrooms
4.)never hide and fall asleep in your locker.
5.)never drink 1 liter vodka pure at once.
6.)dont go to portys wheres a lottory which prizes are bags with weed
7.)never get a massage from a girl while in class
8.)never answeer the techer he maybe should gone to a different school too
9.)never jump with a car you want to keep over a 120m high ramp with 140km/h
10.) never drive with a russian truck from ww2 to the backery when youve no drivers licence.
11.)never fly with a pilot whos into acrobatics.
12.) never tell the tower on the airport that you are a 747 that wants to land NOW
13.)never be the only guy with long hair on a school with only raceists
14.)Never try to sell a house to a cop if you have boxes of copys in your room
15.)never lost your flat keys if you urgently have to go to the toilet
16.)never copy crime scene seals and place them on your classroom door
17.)never fire a gas gun if the wind blows into your face
19.) never fill wather into a reserve tank and but it next to your fathers car in the garage
20.)never life in a flat where it rains inside but outside its dry
21.)never drive with a bike in the forest on a eclipse
22.)never think frendship lasts forever
23.)never try to get a gogo girl as girtlfrind (her exfrind will hunt you)
24.)never try to eat all "all you caqn eat"
25.)never copy the look of a cinema employe and try to sneak into a movie


want more?