I was messing a free German<->English translation service and managed to create some german text that it translates to perfectly readable english.

Ich bin ein riesiges Tier. Welches Tier bin ich? Ich bin eine Biene.
ICH HABE ALLES IN EIN AUGENBRAUE!
Keiner hat gehört, dass Sie an den Waffeln geschreien.
Ich tanze gern vor der Käse.

However, my german is limited. So could someone that can read german please translate it back for me as an excercise to see how crappy the translation service really is. It's a laugh and I'm bored.

The idea is, the translation service thinks that is perfect german (or german equivilent to perfect english) and translates it fine. The thing is, what does the text I posted above REALLY say? Just thought I'd clarify what I was trying to do.

Also...
WELCOME,
TO THE SOLDIER SIDE,
THERE IS NO-ONE HERE BUT ME.
PEOPLE ALL GROW UP TO DIE,
THERE IS NO-ONE HERE BUT ME.

System of a Down's greatest song. Evar. (the actual Soldier Side song, not Soldier Side Intro)

Just thought I'd inform you that I'm listening to it. Yep.

I am a gigantic animal. Which animal am I? I am a bee. I HAVE ALL IN AN EYEBROW! None heard that you screamed at the waffles. I dance gladly before the cheese.

Yes, but you translated it with the translator.
That's not the point.

I need a HUMAN translation.

That is as much as I can translate it HUMANLY,

I had to take German lessons.
But I'm not really familiar with their Grammar, but that what I posted seems to be relatively close to Human Translation.

And than there's the Fact I'm Dutch and German is Almost Related to Dutch.

what is the point of this?

Read through what I put.
The point is I want to know.

I'm a gigantic animal. Which animal am i? Im a bee.
I ve got all in one eye brow!
No one has heared, that they on the waffels sacreamed.
i like to dance in front of the(wrong article in german correct is "dem") cheese.

Thats compleatly nonsense

btw iam german

Thank you.

np at least its usefull to be german ;P