Should I hit it?

In its most base sense the formula is this
x = attractiveness y = attainability z = binary factors

((X * 1.5) + (Y * 0.5) )*Z

A quick explanation, along with the Reader's Digest version for those of you that can't be bothered to read the whole thing. The name Should I hit it is a bit of a misnomer, considering that this scale is actually designed to measure if a girl is worth pursuing. It can also be used to compare two girls and decide which one is more worth putting your effort into.

The highest score possible is a twenty. The score where a girl is worth pursuing is 11 according to the Worth Pursuing Universal Scale. The WPUS is the basis for this entire formula, essentially an okay looking girl that is easy may be more worth the effort than a hot girl that is most likely out of your league. The binary factors consist of: Is the girl likeable\tolerable, Is she clingy, Is your friend trying to hit that. The correct answers for the above examples would be Yes,No,No. Should any of this queries yield incorrect answers, Z should be set for zero and that girl is not worth pursuing according to the WPUS scale. Feel free to add other factors, however those three factors are considered bare minimum for a girl to be considered WPUS certified.

WPUS does fail to take into account guy code, despite this you cannot use WPUS to justify a controversial hook up if it violates guy code. This is akin to dividing by zero, it is simply an invalid use of these mathematical operations.

In addition to this useful tool these helpful tips should help you apply the WPUS scale. It is common knowledge that we reap what we sow, so sow many seeds. It is okay to hit on two girls that are friends with each other, however once you hook up with one the other becomes temporarily off limits (or permanently if you are an asshole to the first girl.) And of course just because a girl yields a less than pursuing score on the WPUS scale if its because you think she's out of your league than just hit on her anyways just don't be afraid to devote more attention to a hot girl. You might be underestimating your game, or you might end up with one of her friends, or absolute worst case scenario she still just thinks you're a loser.

Go get em tiger,
Big Joe Logs

And this is an example of what I think is wrong with society. It's way too sexualized. Go after a girl because you like her, genuinely, not because you think she looks good. At least that's my opinion. Of course we live in a free country, or at least I do, so do whatever you'd like. I'm just throwing my 2 cents out there.

This was a straight copy and paste from a satire assignment, I promptly received a zero and was given a Saturday detention for my troubles.

Two things I forgot to add were obviously enough this is intended for trying to get with a girl at a party not building a lasting relationship.

Also for every drink you have add 0.1 to the X modifier and subtract 0.1 to the Y modifier.

Failing you is one thing (which I don't think you deserved, for what it's worth), but what the hell reason did they give for detention?


Unfortunately.

Apparently by enrolling in school I implicitly agreed to the guidelines laid out in the "Student Handbook." Part of which involves not writing about inappropriate material, apparently this was deemed inappropriate enough to send me to the dean (our assignment was a freewriting process and I wanted to make fun of the silliness involved with WHQL certification, its a bunch of big words that essentially just means that Micrsoft tested the driver.)

Not a truer goddamned quote exists on the surface of this planet. Yet for some reason, I remember a study shows that some men that leave their woman or whatnot.. well, women feel more toward that he broke the emotional bond and not the sexuality of the pairing. Its as if genetics don't have the ability to manipulate our brains yet and thankfully, some of us remember what "love" actually is.

But unfortunately, natural selection is getting there; possibly Autism and Alzheimers and such.

..just my thoughts. (insane maybe)

"Hit that"? Don't know, never did such a thing